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Added 09/02/11
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
I bet you £10 you're gonna turn me down.
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
My love is like an exponential curve. It's unbounded.
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Added 15/02/11
Kate Middleton goes to the Queen and says, "Every time I go down on William, I get terible indigestion".
The queen says, "Darling, have you tried Andrews..."
Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8...
A family-sized box of kleenex went to the theme park but unfortunately was deemed too tall for the rollercoasters.
-It was a height issue...
