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cheesy chat up lines

Tags - Chat Up, Pick Up, Lines, Cheesy, Vulgar, Tasteless

These cringeworthy, cheesy pick up lines evoke strong waves of nausea. Don't expect to pull a cracker. 

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away

If you were a hamburger, you'd be a McGorgeous

If you stood infront of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

 

 
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