Cute Chat Up Lines

My love is like an exponential curve. It's unbounded.

Hi my name's Doug. That's God spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped in it.

Is your surname Jacobs? Because, girl, you're a cracker.

(Break an ice cube with your teeth) Now I've broken the ice can I buy you a drink?

Is that a fox on your shoulder, or am i seeing double?

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy!

Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only ten I see!

You're just like a parking ticket - you've got 'Fine' written all over you!

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Neither do I, but it broke the ice!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd but U and I together

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Help the homeless. Take me home with you.

Shall we chat or continue flirting from a distance?

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

(Get as close as you can to the other, then stare at his/her lips) Can you feel it? There is some kinda sexual attraction. Can you feel it, too?

Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!

So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?

Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?