Do you like dried biscuits? Eat this, (get penis out) it's a cracker!

Would you like to stroke my lucky scrotum?

I'm a bird-watcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?

You know how they say skin is the largest organ of the human body? Not in my case.

I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list

Your name must be Daisy, because I have this incredible urge to plant you right here

Was you father a cement mixer? Because you sure make me hard.

Are you an undertaker? Because I have a stiff that needs dealing with urgently.

Hello, I've come about the blow-job

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularily nice weather."

Man: "Haven't we met before?"

Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"

Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."

Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."

Man: "Want to Dance?"

Woman: "No, thank you."

Man: "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"

Woman: "Female impersonator".

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

Do you want to see something swell?

Do you spit or swallow?

Pardon me, are you in heat?!

My love for you is like diarehha. I can't hold it in.

Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Do you take it up the ass?

Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.

Here is $11. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

Can i buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Woman: "Unfertilized, go away!"