If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U together

Response: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Response: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell???

Where have you been all my life?

Response: Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?

I would die for you...

Response: Prove it!

I'm all you've got good lookin'

Response: then I must be struggling

Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Response: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore

So what do you do for a living?

Response: Female impersonator

Is this seat empty?

Response: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down

So, wanna go back to my place?

Response: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

I'd like to call you. What's your number?

Response: It's in the phone book

But I don't know your name.

Response: That's in the phone book too

What's your sign?

Response: No Parking!

I know how to please a woman

Response: Then please leave me alone

Haven't we met before?

Response: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic

I want to give myself to you

Response: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

I can tell that you want me

Response: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave

Hey, baby, What's your sign?

Response: Stop

Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?

Response: Sorry, I don't date outside my species

May I see you pretty soon?

Response: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?

Your body is like a temple.

Response: Sorry, there are no services today.

I'd go through anything for you

Response: Good! Let's start with your bank account

I would go to the end of the world for you

Response: Yes, but would you stay there?

Your place or mine?

Response: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

After hearing a chat up line: I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

If you are looking at a girl and she says "What are you looking at?" say "I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken."

Does beauty run in your family?

Response: It obviously doesn't in yours!

What's your name sexy?

Response: Taken!

Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?

Response: Yeah, but this time don't stop!

I think you're the best looking girl in here

Response: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!

Can I buy you a drink?

Response: No, just give me the money.

You look like a dream.

Response: Go back to sleep

What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?

Response: What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?

I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included

Response: Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk