Jerry Springer

Ingredients: any of the Jerry Springer Shows, 3+friends, beer and 1 shot glass per player.

This is a fast and furious drinking game, leaving you, unsurprisingly, in need of serious conselling.

The golden rule is that there is a one-shot penalty for having your shot glass devoid of beer for more than 30 seconds. It pays therefore to always have your shot glass full. The drinking forfeits are as follows:

- 3 shots if you have found yourself in the same position as any of the guests.

- 1 shot every time foul language is bleeped out.

- 2 shots every time nude material is censored.

- 1 shot every time the break comes on. Last person to finish has to down another shot.

- 1 shot every time the crowd chant 'Jerry, Jerry.' In addition, you have to chant 'Jerry, Jerry.'

- 2 shots every time a woman attacks a man.

- 2 shots every time a man attacks a man.

- 4 shots every time a woman attacks another woman.

- 1 shot every time Jerry laughs and drops his head in disbelief.

- 2 shots if you're not sure of the gender of a guest.

- 1 shot if the security guard has to intervene in a melee.

- 1 shot if a member of audience tries to offer words of wisdom. Stand up as they are talking.

- 2 shots if that same member of the audience makes no sense whatsoever.

- and finally...2 shots if you get confussed by Jerry's final thoughts.