Sexual Zoo

Ingredients: 2+players, any liquor that tickles your fancy.

Establish a recognisable playing order with enough space around each player. Each player chooses either a sexual motion or a sexual noise. A consensus should be reached with the group whether noises or motions are to be used.

The first player slaps their thighs twice while saying “ One, two” and then clapping twice while reciting “ Sexual Zoo”. They then clap twice and show their motion or make their noise, then they clap twice again and show another player's motion or make their noise. That player then repeats their motion or noise and performs another player's motion or noise.

If a player forgets their noise or motion, gets out of rhythm, or performs a noise or motion incorrectly, they must pay a drinking fine.