Camel's Hump
A captain in the Foreign Legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his arrival he noticed a weary-looking camel tied up behind the barracks. He asked his Sergeant what this animal was for.
The sergeant replied, "Well, captain, we're fairly isolated here and the soldiers naturally get horny from time to time, so when they do...er...we have the camel..."
The captain ponders on this and responds, " Well, if it keeps the spirits high in the camp, then i suppose it's good enough for me".
After he had been at the outpost for several months, the captain could barely contain his sexual frustration. "Bring in the camel" he bellowed.
The sergeant shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captain's quarters, where the captain mounted a stool and started to hump the creature vigorously.
Having quenched his thirst he turned to the sergeant as he pulled up his trousers,
"So, is that how the men do it?"
"Well, no sir," replied the sergeant. "They usually just use it to ride to the brothel in town".
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