The Horse Whisperer
There were two church-going women gossiping in front of the country store when a dusty old cowboy rode up. He tied up in front of the saloon, walked around behind his horse, lifted its tail and kissed the horse full on its asshole. Repulsed, one of the women asked, "That's disgusting, why did you do THAT? "
To which the cowboy reply, "I've got chapped lips."
Confused, the woman continued, "Does that make them feel better?"
"No, but it stops me from licking them!"
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