Panda
A panda walked into a bar and approached the barman:
"I want a steak and kidney pie and a coke please."
The barman took his order and the Panda went to sit down at a table.
Soon, a waiter took over the meal. The Panda gobbled it up, tipped the waiter and paid his bill. All seemed normal until the Panda pulled out a gun from the depths of his fur, pulled the trigger and BANG! shot the waiter dead.
The barman rushed over and said:
"Argh! You just shot my friend!"
The Panda calmly replied: "Do you know what I am?"
"Of Course I do," the barman answered, "you're a Panda!"
"Good," the Panda replied, "now go home and look me up in the dictionary." And with that, the Panda walked out of the bar.
The barman was a little unsure, but he was very eager to be enlightened on the subject of his friend's murder, so he went home to find his dictionary and after a while he found 'panda' and quickly read the definition...
PANDA: 1. A black and white bear native to China. Eats shoots and leaves.
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