Rampant Rabbit

A rabbit was hopping through the forest when he came upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit said,

"Giraffe, don't do drugs. Come, run with me through the forest."

The giraffe looked at the rabbit, then at the joint. He dropped the joint and ran off with the rabbit. They came upon an elephant snorting cocaine. The rabbit said,

"Elephant, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest."

The elephant looked at his razor blade and mirror, tossed them away and began running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then came across a lion about to shoot up. The rabbit said,

"Lion, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest."

The lion looked at the rabbit and then at the needle. He put down the needle and started to beat the living daylights out of the rabbit. Horrified, the giraffe and elephant asked,

"Lion, why are you doing this? He was only trying to help you." The lion answered,

"This little f***er? He makes me run around the forest like a f***ing idiot every time he's on ecstasy.