Frog and Forget Me Not

A man walks into a nightclub and quickly assesses the talent on offer. After spotting the most attractive girl around, he pulls out a seat next to her and introduces himself. After failing to impress her with his favourite lines, he reaches into his pocket to pull out a frog from a small box.

"Cute", says the girl. "Is that your pet?"

"Yep, and he's pretty good at tricks too" he replies with a smile.

"What kind of tricks?", asks the girl eagerly.

"He eats pussy. I'll show you if you want, but we'll have to go back to my place".

Once in the bedroom, the girl strips off and puts the frog between her legs. The frog does'nt move. After a few more minutes the girl stares at the dormant frog and says "Well?"

The man shakes his head disdainfully, picks up the frog and scorns, "Okay you idiot, this is the last time i'm going to show you..."