Windy Beers

Two Scotsmen are sitting at a table in a pub in Glasgow drinking pints of bitter. The first bloke gets up to obey a call of nature. While he's away a large black lady saunters over to their table, squats over the first guy's pint and lets out this almighty fart.

The second guy is dumbstruck, when his mate returns from the Gents he tells him of this strange occurrence. The first guy, highly irritated, storms over to a muscular black lady at the bar and shouts "You fart in ma Whitbread ?", to which she calmly replies "No,... I'm Tessa Sanderson".