Your Mum

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom`s the best sex in town!"

The bar goes silent in amazement but the guy ignores him and carries on drinking. Dissappointed, the drunk wanders off and plumps himself at the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just screwed your mom, and it was great!"

Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom just could'nt get enough of me!"

Finally the guy interrupts. "Go home, Dad, you`re drunk!"