100 Steps

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head die and find themselves at the bottom of the steps leading to heaven.

God appears before them and explains that in order to enter the gates of heaven they have to listen to 100 dirty jokes to climb the 100 steps to heaven. If they laugh, they well be banished into hell for eternity.

The red-head steps up first, and after a promising start is hurled into hell as she breaks into a laughing fit.

Next the brunette stands at the foot of the steps. Once again on the 37th step, an unbearably humurous joke has her crying in laughter. God passes his judgement and sends her straight to hell.

The blonde sheepishly stands at the foot of the stairs, the gates towering above her. Miraculously she manages to avoid laughing at any of the jokes and passes through the gates of heaven. As she does so she starts to laugh hysterically and God re-appears above her:

"Why are you laughing?" he demands.

"Oh, i just got the first joke!"