Can't Swim

After a hard day at work a blonde walked into her local bar and ordered a drink.

Whilst quietly relaxing she overheard two men telling each other dumb blonde jokes. Infuriated she left the bar early and started to drive home. On the way home she spotted a blonde in a boat trying to row through a cornfield. Still irrate, she slammed on the brakes, wound down the window and screamed across to the blonde:

"It's blondes like you that give other blondes a bad reputation. If i knew how to swim i would come out there and kick your ass."