Chimps

A truck driver breaks down on the highway bringing him to an abrupt halt. After 10 minutes, a car pulls up on the side of the road. A leggy blonde steps out and asks the driver if there is anything she can do. The driver replies:

"I need to take these two chimps to the Chicago Zoo, can you do me a massive favour and take them? I'll give you $100."

The courteous blonde takes a look at the chimps and decides it's not going to hurt her too much to help the guy out . So the truck driver gives her $100 to take them for him and the blonde leaves.

After a while the truck driver manages to fix his truck and soon is along his merry way. When he reaches Chicago he spots the blonde with the two chimps. He quickly pulls over and asks her:

"I thought I asked you to take them to the zoo?"

"There was still money left over from the zoo, so i thought they might like to go to the cinema too."