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Female Explorers

There were three female explorers who decided that they would explore the African jungle together. One blonde, one brunnette and one redhead. They were deep in the depths of the jungle when a rare african tribe ambushed them.

The chief of the tribe declared that the gods have sent them evil spirits and the explorers were to be executed at once. The tribe was going to shoot them with a bow and arrow in the head one at a time.

First they were going to shoot at the brunnette. She stepped up and they called '1-2-3' but before they could shoot she yelled TORNADO and everyone ducked and lay down on the ground and the brunnette ran way while they ducked. There was uproar in the camp as the tribe searched for her furiously. Eventually they gave up persuit and returned to camp to continue with the executions.

The redneck stepped up and they aimed and yelled '1-2-3' but before they could shoot she screeched FLOOD and everyone jumped and climbed up the nearest tree. The redhead took advantage and ran away. They were livid but once again could not find her and so they returned to camp to exact revenge on the final explorer.

Finally the blonde stepped up and she quickly thought that yelling a another nature disaster would secure safety. They yelled '1-2-3' and the blonde yelled FIRE!

 

 

 
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