Tough Questions

A blonde went for a job interview.

"How old are you?" asked the interviewer.

The blonde started to count her fingers, paused and proudly responded: "24."

"And how tall are you?"

The blonde, well prepared, pulled out a tape measure and measured herself head to toe. "five foot three."

The interviewer could sense that the candidate was out of her depth and sensitively decided to ask her a more simple question. "And , what is your name?"

The blonde exclaimed: "I know, I know" and started to hum a tune quietly. "Barbara."

"What were you humming to yourself Barbara?"

"Oh, you know, that song...Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you..."