Added 09/02/11
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
I bet you £10 you're gonna turn me down.
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
My love is like an exponential curve. It's unbounded.
Added 01/02/11
A paper bag goes to the doctor one day because he's all itchy and has an embarrassing little rash. The doctor gives him an examination and tells him he's got a venereal disease. The paper bag starts sobbing uncontrollably in disbelief.
He says to the doctor,
'But I've only ever slept with one other bag in my life!'
The doctor replies,
'Well, she must have been a carrier'.