Consent
An Italian was on trial for rape.
Standing in court, the judge invited the accused to explain what had happened. The Italian began:
"Well, she took offa her shirt, I took offa my shirt. She took offa her pants, I took offa my pants..."
The judge interjected:
"Well that sounds like consent".
The excited Italian blurted out:
"Si, Consent your honor, I got cunt scent on my mustache, cunt scent ona my fingas, i got cunt scent everywhere..."
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