Dish of the Day
An American tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house. When his dinner arrives, he asks the waiter what it is.
"These, senor," replied the waiter in broken English, "are the testicles of the bull killed in the ring today. It is one of the region's most traditional dishes."
The tourist, unaccustomed to such cuisine, reluctantly tried the dish. Well, it turned out to be delicious and the tourist was full of praise to the waiter and chef.
The following week, accompanied by his girlfriend, he returns to the same restaurant and orders the same meal. When it is served, the food looks half the size in comparison to the previous week. He inquires of the waiter, "These balls are much smaller than the ones I had last week, how so?"
"Yes, yes, senor," replied the waiter, "You see...the bull, he does not always lose."
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