Peace in the Middle East
After stumbling upon an old lamp in his cellar, an old man begins to polish and is astonished when a genie appears and grants him one wish.
The pensioner thinks hard, then gratiously and unselfishly decides that peace in the Middle East would help humanity more than any petty personal gain.
"Hmm," says the genie. "I think that’s beyond even my powers. It’s a conflict as old as time itself, with intractable religious, social and economical issues involved. Could you please choose again?"
The old man thinks for a moment then asks if just once, possibly, he could receive a blow job from his wife.
The genie looks at him coldly. "Okay," he says. "When you say the word peace, do you mean…
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