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A Jewish man walked into a bar one day and settled down in the corner to have a few drinks.
A while later, a Chinese man came in and sat next to him.
The Jewish man immediately turned and punched the other man in the face.
The Chinese man shouted, "You fool! What was that for?"
The Jewish man replied, "That's for Pearl Harbor."
The Chinese man said, "You idiot, I'm Chinese not Japanese!"
The Jewish man replied, "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?"
Enraged, the Chinese man proceeded to clout the Jewish man in the face. The Jewish man clutched his jaw and said angrily, "Owww, why did you do that?!"
The Chinese man replied, "That's for the Titanic."
The Jewish man protested, "But an iceberg caused it to sink, not me!"
The Chinese man smiled and said, "Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference!"
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