Chat Up Line Responses

These are suggestions for women responding to chat up lines:

Chat Up Line: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U together

Female Response: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together

Chat Up Line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Female Response: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell???

Chat Up Line: Where have you been all my life

Female Response: Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?

Chat Up Line: I would die for you...

Female Response: Prove it!

Chat Up Line: I'm all you've got good lookin'

Female Response: then I must not have alot

Chat Up Line: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Female Response: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore

Chat Up Line: So what do you do for a living?

Female Response: Female Response impersonator

Chat Up Line: Is this seat empty?

Female Response: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down

Chat Up Line: So, wanna go back to my place?

Female Response: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Chat Up Line: I'd like to call you. What's your number?

Female Response: It's in the phone book

Chat Up Line: But I don't know your name.

Female Response: That's in the phone book too

Chat Up Line: What's your sign?

Female Response: No Parking!

Chat Up Line: I know how to please a woman

Female Response: Then please leave me alone

Chat Up Line: Haven't we met before?

Female Response: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic

Chat Up Line: I want to give myself to you

Female Response: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

Chat Up Line: I can tell that you want me

Female Response: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave

Chat Up Line: Hey, baby, What's your sign?

Female Response: Stop

Chat Up Line: Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?

Female Response: Sorry, I don't date outside my species

Chat Up Line: May I see you pretty soon?

Female Response: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?

Chat Up Line: Your body is like a temple.

Female Response: Sorry, there are no services today.

Chat Up Line: I'd go through anything for you

Female Response: Good! Let's start with your bank account

Chat Up Line: I would go to the end of the world for you

Female Response: Yes, but would you stay there?

Chat Up Line: Your place or mine?

Female Response: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

After hearing a chat up line: I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

If you are looking at a girl and she says "What are you looking at?" say "I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken."

Chat Up Line: Does beauty run in your family?

Female Response: It obviously doesn't in yours!

Chat Up Line: What's your name sexy?

Female Response: Taken!

Chat Up Line: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?

Female Response: Yeah, but this time don't stop!

Chat Up Line: I think you're the best looking girl in here

Female Response: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!

Chat Up Line: Can I buy you a drink?

Female Response: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

Chat Up Line: You look like a dream.

Female Response: Go back to sleep

Chat Up Line: What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?

Female Response: What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?

Chat Up Line: I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included

Female Response: Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk