Female Masturbation Euphemism
A
- A night in with the girls
- Airing the orchid
- Auditioning the finger puppets
B
- Banana in your box
- Bangin' the hood
- Beat the beaver
- Beat the clit
- Beating around the bush
- Beaver bop
- Bisecting the triangle
- Brushing the beaver
- Buff the weasel
- Buffin' the muffin
- Burro ride through Grand Canyon
- Bushwhacking
- Buttering up the whisker biscuit
C
- Candlesticking
- Carpet bumping
- Cat got your tongue
- Cuddle your clit
- Checking for squirrels
- Cherry twist
- Choking the oyster
- Churning butter
- Clam bake for one
- Cleaning the fish
- Cleaning your fingers
- Cleaving it to Beaver
- Clit clamp
- Clitters
- Clubbin' the nubbin'
- Coming into your own
- Composing on the single key piano
- Cook the clam
- Cook your nookie
- Cradle the cooch
- Creamin'
- Cucumber in your cooze
- Cuddling the kitty
- Cup your cunt
D
- Dialing the rotary phone
- Dickless dildo dance
- Diddling
- Diddling the bean
- Digging a trench
- Digging for clam
- Dip your digits
- Do the nasty
- Doing your nails
- Double clicking your mouse
- Dousing the digits
- Drawing inside the lines
- Drilling for maiden water
- Drowning the crabs
E
- Engaging in safe sex
- Engaging in a hot button issue
- Erasing the problem
F
- Fanning the fur
- Feed the beaver
- Feed the cat
- Feeding the bearded clam
- Feeding your slot
- Feel the fur
- Fiddle with your middle
- Fiddling the bean
- Finger blasting
- Fingerbating
- Fingerpainting
- Five knuckle gusset shuffle
- Flickin' the bean
- Flickin' your clit
- Flipping the switch
- Flit the clit
- Flounder feeling
- Fluff your muff
- Fondling the flaps
- Frigging
- Fucking without complications
- Furry finger fuck
G
- Gagging the cat
- Gagging the clam
- Gagging the lips of love
- Genital stimulation via phalangetic motion
- Get a date with slick mittens
- Get a lube job
- Get nasty
- Get to know yourself
- Get a stinky pinky
- Giving lip service
- Giving the fuzzy bunny a carrot
- Giving yourself the finger
- Going mining
- Groping the grotto
- Greasing the slit
- Greasing your hips
- Grissle rub
- Grooving the groove
- Gusset typing
H
- Harmonious hand hump
- Having some clam dip
- Having sex with someone you love
- Hee-haw with wrinkled mee-maw
- Hello Kitty
- Hiking the canyon
- Hitchhiking south
- Hitchhiking to Heaven
- Hitchhiking under the big top
- Hump the bump
I
- Ironing some wrinkles
- Itch the ditch
- Itching the scratch
J
- Jackin' the flaps
- Jerkin' your merkin
- Jillin' off Jocelyn Eldering
K
- Killing the ferret
- Kit Kat shuffle
- Knifing
- Knuckle fucking
- Knuckle shuffle
L
- Ladle out the gravy boat
- Leave it to beaver
- Let the fingers do the walkin'
- Levy break limbo
- Lick your lips
- Lovin' your oven
M
- Make the tide come in
- Making soup
- Manual override
- Massaging the mistress
- Mauling the Maid
- Melting snow
- Merry widow waltz
- The Mistressbation
- Muffin buffin'
N
- Non-penile pleasure pursuit
- Nulling the void
- Nuzzle your fuzz
O
- Oiling the puss
- Orchid grinding
- Ordaining the valley
P
- Paddling the pink canoe
- Palmolive finger dip
- Pampering the pussy
- Panning for gold
- Parting the Red Sea
- Parting the waters
- Pearl fishing
- Pet the petunia
- Pet the pussy
- Petting the poodle
- Piddle the pooter
- Pipe cleaning
- Plunging the skunk guts
- Polishing the nugget
- Polishing the peanut
- Polishing the pearl
- Polishing your nails
- Pound the mound
- Plan B
- Play the clitar
- Playing couch hockey for one
- Playing poke-her
- Playing the old one-key piano
- Playing the silent trombone
- Playing with her pineapple
- Playing with Mrs. Palmer's five daughters
- Playing with the ferret
- Playing with the man in the boat
- Plumbing the bottomless pit of passion
- Pull your clit 'til you spit
- Punishing the pink
- Punt your cunt
- Pushing the button
- Pussy soccer
Q
- Quackle the queen
- Quim slippin'
R
- Riding the unicycle
- Ringing for service
- Rolling the dough
- Rolling the pebble
- Rounding the mound
- Rowing your one (wo)man canoe
- Rub your cooze 'til you ooze
- Rubbin' the nubbin
- Rubbing the donut
- Rubbing the red pussycat
S
- Scoring the hoop
- Scratch your snatch
- Scrubbing the dishpan
- See if the baby's home
- Shadow boxing
- Shaking hands with Mr. Lincoln
- She-bop
- Shelling the oyster
- Slapping the south mouth
- Soak your seat
- Soaking the whisker biscuit
- Spank the fish
- Spelunking
- Spearing the bearded clam
- Spinning the record
- Split your slit
- Splittin' the kitten
- Squeeze the peach
- Stirring the clam chowder
- Stirring the trough
- Stroke the peekaboo Nellie
- Stroke your slit
- Strokin' and pokin'
- Strumming
- Strumming the banjo
- Stuffing the turkey
- Surfing the channel
- Swat your twat
- Sweeping the streets of Tuna Town
T
- Teasing the kitty
- Teasing the tuna taco
- Testing the batteries
- Testing the plumbing
- Tibetan self-inflicted crotch nuzzle
- Tickling the bean
- Tickling the Elmo
- Tiptoe through the twolips
- Toggling the bit
- Tossing pink salad
- Three point shot
- Trolling the Bermuda Triangle
- Tugging the vertical smile
- Tuning the taco
- Twaddling the twat
- Two finger taco tango
U
- Undergarment typing
- Unwrapping the gift box
V
- Vacuuming the carpet
- Virgin's release
W
- Walk through the valley of love
- Washing your fingers
- Watering the grass
- Wet your whistle
- Womanipulation
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