Financial Strife

A married couple in their early 40s are sitting having a routine discussion of their financial situation.

The husband says "Look Val things are pretty slow at work at the moment so I think we really need to tighten the budget. For starters you will have to learn to cook better so we can stop eating out all of the time. And you will have to learn to iron better >>> because the ironing lady will have to go. There is absolutely no doubt that you will have to learn to clean better so we can get rid of the cleaning lady, OK?"

His wife responds, "That's fine Ralph, but you better learn to fuck better so we can get rid of the gardener."