Small Talk

A man walks up to a woman in his office every day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to her manager. Without identifying the guy, she tells her boss what the co-worker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against him. The manager is puzzled by this approach, and asks,

"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?

The woman replies, "It's Dave, the midget."