Wholly Pants

A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up. After work, she went shopping and picked up a pair of crotchless panties. She went home and donned the new garment and selected a short skirt to go with it. She greeted her husband when he came home from work and sat across from him as they shared a drink. She slowly spread her legs ...

"Honey would you like some of this?",she said gesturing to her crotch.

"Hell no,look what it's done to your underwear!"