Breast Day

A man is in a hotel lobby and wants to ask the desk clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and, as he does so, he nudged his elbow into her breast.

They are both quite startled, so the man turns to her and says, "Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you’ll forgive me."

She replies, "Sir, if your dick is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 436."