Grandpa Joe

One Easter, grandfather Joe decided to take his grandson, Billy, out fishing. After catching a prize rainbow trout, grandpa Joe pulls out a fat cigar, lights it and takes a chug on it.

The young boy asks his grandpa "Can i try that cigar?"

Grandpa Joe looks down at the young lad and retorts "Can the tip of your dick touch your asshole?" Knowing that it could'nt Billy said no and grandpa Joe told him that he could'nt have a smaoke.

The next day grandpa Joe and Billy go to the local newsagents and buy 10 scratchcards. Feeling generous, Grandpa Joe gives Billy 5 of them and he keeps the other five.

As usual, grandpa scratches away to reveal nothing and turns around to see his wide-eyed grandson smiling with glee.

"I won £10,000, I can't believe it!" shouts Billy.

"Well, seeing that i bought your tickets, I think you owe me half of that", replied grandpa Joe. Billy turned to his grandfather slowly and thoughtfully asked:

"Can the tip of your dick touch your asshole?"

"It sure can little Billy!" grandpa Joe replied with a wry smile.

"In that case grandpa, go fuck yourself!"