Life's a Beach

A man with no arms and no legs is lazily lapping up the sun on a beach when he is approached by three stunning young women. Taking pity on him, the first says to him,

" Have you ever been hugged?"

The man shakes his head, and she leans down and gives him a hig. The second then says,

" Have you ever been kissed?"

Again, he shakes his head and she bends to kiss him lovingly.

Rather abruptly, the third girl asks,

" Have you ever been fucked?"

" No! " says the man as his eyes light up and pulse begins to race.

" Well, you are now - the tide is coming in."