Deep Heat

A guy on holiday walks into the local pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,

"Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once, and I need something to keep me horny...you know...keep me hard."

The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardsboard box marked with a label 'Viagra Extra Strength' and says, "Here, if you eat this, you could pole vault around town for the next 12 hours"

The guy says, "Gimme three boxes."

The next day the guy walks into the same pharmacy goes up to the pharmacist and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man's penis is black and blue, and the skin is hanging off in some places.

The man says, "Gimme a bottle of Deep Heat."

The pharmacist replies, "You're not going to put Deep Heat on that are you?"

The man says, "No, it's for my arms, the girls didn't show up."