Size Counts

A young lad walks out of a bar one night on holiday and is walking down the street when a prostitute breaks his stride and asks,

"Say, wanna have a good time?"

Feeling a little horny, the young guy responds favourably,

"Sure, lets go".

Seconds later they are alone in a hotel room. She takes off her clothes and he keeps staring at her in amazement.

"Is this the first pussy you seen since you crawled out of one?"

The guy says, "Nope, just the first one I've seen big enough to crawl back into."