Float to Heaven

Little Johny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?"

Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten. Johny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven."

Johny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions. A few weeks later, Johny's' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!"

His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?"

"Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy's' balloons and she's screaming "Oh God, I'm coming!"