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LITTLE JOHNY JOKES

Sticky Situation

Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to mom and dads for the night. In the morning, little Johny gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mum if Fred and Mary are up yet.

She replies, "No".

Johny asks, "Do you know what I think? "

His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Just go to school."

Johny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?"

She replies, "No."

Johny says, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."

After school, he comes home and asks, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?"

His mom says, "No."

Johny asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "OK! What do you think?"

He says, "Well, last night Fred knocked on my door and asked for Vaseline. I think I gave him my airoplane glue."