The Bet

Little Johny was starting his first day at a new school and his father called the teacher to warn her that little Johny was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she had come across a handful of young students with gambling habits.

After Johny's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, "I think I broke his gambling". The father asked how and she said, "He bet me £5.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money."

"DAMN!" said the father.

"What's wrong?", the teacher asked.

Little Johny's father said, "This morning he bet me £100 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!"