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LITTLE JOHNY JOKES

Tonight

Little Johny's mother was tucking him into bed one summer evening, during a violent thunderstorm. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"

His mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."

A long silence was broken at last by a shaken little voice saying, "He's a big sissy!"