Too Young

A guy's walking down the street and sees Dirty Johny smoking a cigarette. He says, "Kid, you're too young to smoke." Johny looks up and doesn't say anything. The guy says, "How old are you?"

Johny says, "Six."

The guy says, "Six? When did you start smoking?"

Johny says, "Right after the first time I got laid."

The guy says, "Right after the first time you got laid? When was that?"

Johny says, "I don't remember. I was drunk."