Circle

After being arrested for dealing marijuana, 2 men are summonned to court on Friday to defend their case in front of one of the town's most eccentric Judges.

The Judge finds them guilty, but decides to experiment with the penalty. The Judge says, "If you can convince more than 5 people to stop doing drugs for the rest of their lives, you won't be sent to jail."

So the two men agree and the Judge tells them to come back on Monday.

On Monday, the two men appear before the Judge. He asks them how they faired.

''I got 17 people to get off drugs,'' says the first guy.

''Wow, how'd you do that?'' asks the Judge.

''I used circles. I told them that this large circle is your brain before drugs and this small circle is your brain after drugs.''

''Oh, that's nothing!" said the second guy. "I convinced 156 people to get off drugs.''

''Wow. How'd you do that?'' asked the Judge.

''Well, I used circles too. I told them this small circle is your arsehole before prison...''