Great Car

John and Cathy were driving through Arkansas on their way from New York to California.

Running low on gas, John pulled into the nearest gas station.

"What can I do fer ya'll?" asked the attendant.

"Fill her up with high test," replied John.While the attendant was filling up the tank, he started checking out the car.

"What kinda car is dat?" he asked, "Never seen one like it before."

"Well," responded John, his chest swelling up with pride, "this my boy is a 1997 Cadillac DeVille."

"What all it got in it?" asked the attendant.

"Well," said John, "It has everything. It has power steering, electric seats, an electric sun roof, electric mirrors, AM/FM radio with a 10 deck CD player in the trunk with 100 watts per channel, 8 speaker stereo, rack and pinion steering, disk brakes all around, leather interior, digital instrument package, and best of all, a 8.8 liter V12 engine."

"Wow," said the attendant, "that's really somethin'."

"How much do I owe you for the gasoline?" asked John.

"That'll be $30.17," said the attendant. John pulled out his money clip and peeled off a $20 and a $10. He reached into his other pocket and pulls out a handful of change and golf tees.

"What dem little wooden things?" enquired the attendant curiously.

"That's what I put my balls on when I drive," replied John.

"Wow," said the attendant, "dem Cadillac people really think of everything!"