Confession

A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 13 grandchildren, and last night I had an affair, and I made love to two 18 year-old girls. Both of them. Twice."

The priest said: "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?"

"Never Father, I'm Jewish", the man replied.

"So then, why are you telling me?"

"I'm telling everybody."