Psalm 129

A priest was driving along and saw a beautiful nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, revealing the flesh of her thigh.

The priest caught a glimpse of her tender thigh and suddenly breaks to avoid colliding into a truck at the traffic lights. The priest, unable to resist, puts his hand on the sister's thigh.

She immediately says "Father, remember psalm 129." The priest apologizes profusely and removes his hand but is unable to remove his eyes from her leg.

Time passes and again, the priest's hand wanders from the steering wheel to the Nun's flesh. The Nun once again says "Father remember psalm 129"

The priest apologizes "Sorry sister but you know the flesh is weak."

Arriving at the convent the nun gets out and the priest goes on his way.

Once he arrives at his church he rushes to the bible and looks up psalm 129 it said: "GO FORTH AND SEEK, FURTHER UP YOU WILL FIND GLORY"