Golfing Genius

A couple was out golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses.

On the third tee the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball, don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix."

The wife teed up and shanked her drive right through the window of the biggest house on the course.

The husband winced and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses! All right, we might as well go up there and see how much this is going to cost."

They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on in." They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man reclining on a couch said,

"Are you the people who broke my window?"

"Uh, yeah. Sorry about that," the husband replied.

"Don't apologize," said the man. "I actually want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie that was trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. You've released me, and now I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."

"OK, that's great," said the husband. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem. It's the least I can do. Consider it done. And you, what do you want?" he asked the wife.

"I want a house in every country of the world," she said.

"Consider it done," the genie replied. "And what's your wish, genie?" the husband asked.

"Well, I haven't had sex with a woman in all the thousand years I've been trapped in that bottle. My wish is to sleep with your wife."

The husband looked at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care."

So the genie took the wife upstairs and made love to her for two hours. Then he looked at the wife and asked, "How old is your husband, anyway?"

"35" she replied.

"And he still believes in genies?!