Barbers

A man sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The man leaves.

A few days later the same man sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours." The guy leaves.

A week later the same man sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and half."

The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Tony, follow that man and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then doesn't come back."

A little while later, Tony comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Tony, where does he go when he leaves here?"

Tony looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house!"