Great Job

Towards the end of a job interview, the human resources officer asked the confident young applicant:

"So, what kind of salary are you looking for?"

"Something in the range of £80,000, depending on the benefits package."

"Well, what would you say to a package of eight weeks holiday plus 18 paid holidays, full medical and dental insurance and a new company car every 18 months?" proposed the interviewer.

"Wow. Are you serious?"

"No, but you started it!"