Your mum is so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Your mum is so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her

Your mum is so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Your mum is so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Your mum is so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Your mum is so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Your mum is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Your mum is so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Your mum is so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Your mum is so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals"

Your mum is so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Your mum is so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Your mum is so ugly she made an onion cry